A
woman's chief weapon is her tongue and she will never let it rust.
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Whoever
described women as the fairer sex knew nothing of Justice.
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Women
do not find it difficult to behave like men; but they often find it extemely
difficult to behave like gentlemen.
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A
wife made to order cannot compare to a ready maid.
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I
married the wife of my dreams - ever since she's been a nightmare.
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Adam
was lucky - Eve could never nag him about all the other men she could have
married.
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An
echo is the one thing that can deprive a woman of the last word.
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The
average number of times that a woman says no to temptation is once, weakly.
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Q.
Why are electric trains like women's breasts?
A.
Because they are intended for children but it is fathers who play with
them.
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young man married is a man that's marr'd.
William
Shakespeare
All's
Well That Ends Well.
Act
II, Scene III
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Q.
Ever see an ice-cube with a hole in it?
A.
Yes, I was married to one for twenty years.
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A
wife is a woman who sticks with her husband through all the troubles he
wouldn't have had if he hadn't married her.
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Before
going to war say a prayer,
Before
going to sea say two,
Before
going to marrying say three.
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Man
says to wife I fancy kinky sex, how bout I cum in your ear ?
Wife
says "No I might go deaf".
Man
says "I've been cumming in your mouth for 20yrs and you're still fucking
talking. |
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